“I’m not the brightest bulb in the box.”

“I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.”

“I’m kind of a big deal.”

“Sometimes you have to take a break from being a comedian and just be a human being.”

“I don’t like to brag, but I’m kind of a big deal in Sweden.”

“I have a Red Bull addiction.”

“I’m not a man of many talents, but I do have an exceptional talent for bringing laughter into people’s lives.”

“I don’t know if I’m the best candidate for a James Bond film.”

“I always thought the perfect job for me would be a mattress tester.”

“I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed.”

“I was a terrible student. I was always in detention.”

“I think the world needs more Canada.”

“I’ve always been a firm believer in the power of laughter.” DAVID MCCULLOUGH QUOTES

“I’m not a perfectionist, but I do like to do things perfectly.”

“I don’t have a problem with my self-esteem. It’s everyone else that has a problem with it.”

“I’m kind of a big deal on Instagram.”

“I think it’s important to embrace your inner child.”

“I’ve always been fascinated by the moon. It’s always been my imaginary friend.”

“I try not to take life too seriously, because let’s face it, we’re all going to die anyway.”

“I think it’s important to always remember where you came from.”

“I’m not a morning person. I need at least three cups of coffee before I can start my day.”

“I’m not always the life of the party, but I can definitely keep the jokes coming.”

“I’ve always been a fan of superheroes. They’re like talking animals, but with capes.”

“I may not be the best-looking guy in the room, but I make up for it with my charm and wit.”